TV times, weather forecast, teams news, odds and more ahead of the Gabba showdown
It's the one we've all been waiting for.
On Thursday, the talking stops and the cricket starts as Australia and England lock horns in Brisbane in the first game of the Ashes series.
Here, The Cricketer runs down everything you need to know about the game, where to watch it and who's involved...
Come on now, enough of that. This is the first match of the winter's Ashes series - the meeting of Australia and England. If you didn't know that, then we have a big problem.
Brisbane. The Queensland city is home to the Gabba, where England begin their quest to retain the Ashes.
The nickname is taken from the suburb of Woolloongabba, in which the 80,000-capacity concrete bowl is situated.
Some, sure, but only some. Australia haven't lost at this intimidating stadium since the late 1980s and England have endured some very difficult days there in recent years.
Depends where in the world you are. In Australia, the first ball is due to be bowled at 11am EDT on Thursday. Back in Blighty, night owls will be able to catch the action from midnight.
The Gabba will host the first Ashes Test
UK viewers should tune into BT Sport 1 (channel 408 on BT TV or TalkTalk, 427 on Sky), where coverage begins at 11pm on Wednesday night. Over in Australia, it's a Channel 9 jobbie.
More power to you. Test Match Special is on air on Five Live Sports Extra (digital radio; digital satellite channel 0144; Freeview channel 706; cable TV channel 864 or 908) and will broadcast every ball. For those who can't stay up, there's a full Ashes breakfast bulletin on the same station and a daily podcast online.
Well yeah, of course. Follow our Twitter commentary and visit the site for an in-depth look at each day's play.
Each day is roughly seven hours long, including lunch and tea intervals (tea and dinner when the circus moves to Adelaide for the day-night Test). And five days if it goes the distance.
England's sticky build-up has loosened a tad of late. Jake Ball is fit and ready to play and batsmen like Mark Stoneman and Dawid Malan have been in good form.
Likely XI: Cook, Stoneman, Vince, Root, Malan, Bairstow, Ali, Woakes, Broad, Anderson, Ball
Australia have a minor worry over David Warner but otherwise the team picks itself from their 13-man squad.
Likely XI: Warner, Bancroft, Khawaja, Smith, Handscomb, Marsh, Paine, Starc, Hazlewood, Cummins, Lyon
Jimmy Anderson and Stuart Broad check out the Gabba pitch
Some rain is forecast on Wednesday but then mid to high-20s, mostly sunny, for the rest of the week. There could be a smattering of showers here or there but not enough to make a major impact on the game.
Depends which voice you listen to. Shane Warne has been talking Australia down of late, while Nathan Lyon has been suggesting their bowlers could end English batsmen's careers. So make of that what you will.
England are the 3-1 underdog in places for the first Test, with Australia well fancied at 4-5. You can get 4-1 on the draw.
For the series, it's 17-5 England, 4-7 Australia and 17-2 the draw.
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